High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles! Dwayne Kenneth Schintzius (born October 14, 1968) is a former American college and professional basketball player. He played college basketball for the University of Florida, and was selected by the San Antonio Spurs in the first round of the 1990 NBA Draft. Off the court, he is known for his performance as a Russian basketball player in the 1996 Whoopi Goldberg-starred comedy film Eddie and for his distinctive mullet haircut, also known as "The Lobster".