Local trivia buff Serge loves inflicting pain. Drug-addled Coleman, his partner in crime, loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with righ dead men`s money. Then there`s Sean and David, who love fishing--and helping turtles cross busy thoroughfares. Unfortunately, they`re about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more the suitcase. A hitman wants Satan to reign supreme. A slimy, insurance-frauding dentist wants his fingers back. In the meantime, there`s murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi`s 501s.