New wicked humour from the author of the bestselling Bunny Suicide books This Christmas you can finally let your bunnies out of their padded hutches, because Andy Riley doesn`t want them anymore. He wants your children! From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour - GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel: `Every ant you meet must be named` `It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit` `All wind is made by wind farms` `Wine makes mummy clever` `Ronald McDonald is dead!` Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.