Nymphs `n` knots, forget-me-nots, Feet and inches too. Life is all so simple When you haven`t got a clue! The perfect companion for dreary commutes and dull afternoons - escape into Phil the Falcon`s wicked verse and meet an assortment of colourful caricatures you`re sure to recognise (and poke fun at!). With inspiration ranging from traditional Scots to punk poets to rock `n` roll legends, these upbeat, offbeat odes might be idiotic - but they`re guaranteed to get you giggling!