Manufactured music to match the attire Gets it zooming up the charts. Big toothy smiles and glossy lips, You`re not stars, you are pop tarts. Phil Falconer`s second collection of Idiot Odes is the perfect companion to his first, with more side-splitting stories from his wonderful array of wacky and downright stupid characters. But beware not to follow the examples of Greasy Dave Dee, Loopy Lyn or Bone-idle Jack! Alongside the delightfully ridiculous odes are some home truths - excellent if you fancy a little social commentary with your coffee in the morning.