High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles! "No Such Thing as Vampires" is the pilot episode of the American paranormal romance television drama Moonlight, which premiered on CBS on September 28, 2007 in the United States. It was written by series creators/executive producers Trevor Munson and Ron Koslow, and directed by executive producer Rod Holcomb. The pilot introduces Mick St. John (Alex O`Loughlin), a private investigator who has been a vampire for over fifty years; Beth Turner (Sophia Myles), St. John`s love interest; Josef Kostan (Jason Dohring), St. John`s mentor and friend; and Coraline Duvall (Shannyn Sossamon), St. John`s ex-wife and sire.