One minute Mia`s a totally normal Manhattan 14-year-old. Next minute she`s heir to the throne of Genovia, being trailed by a trigger-happy bodyguard, taking princess lessons with her bonkers old grandmere, and having a makeover with someone called Paolo. Well, her dad can lecture her till he`s royal-blue in the face, but no way is Mia going to turn herself into a style-queen. And they think she`s moving to Genovia? Er, hello?