The trouble with being a vampire You can`t get a decent haircut. You live on guinea-pig blood. And even worse, most of the world`s population wants to kill you. For no good reason. Nina Harrison became a vampire in 1973, when she was fifteen. Since then, life`s been one big drag - mostly because she spends all her time with a bunch of vampires, in a vampire therapy group. Then one of them gets staked by an anonymous vampire slayer, and things become even worse: while tracking down the culprit, Nina and her fellow vampires end up in the middle of an illegal werewolf-fighting racket, and find themselves the target of some genuine villains who`ll stop at nothing to get their werewolf back.