Hogswatchnight is fast approaching, and the Hogfather (that jolly fat man who delivers presents to the kiddies) is missing. But it`s vital that all the presents are delivered, otherwise the sun won`t rise tomorrow. However, there is another supernatural entity who can be everywhere at once and, most importantly, knows where everybody lives. And Death reckons that with a false beard and a few cushions, it might just work. And while Death is busy working out the mysteries of climbing down chimneys and drinking sherry, it`s up to Susan to track down the real Hogfather. It`s a dark time of the year. There are monsters afoot. And some of them look just like us. HO HO HO. You`d better watch Pratchett`s bestseller, adapted and directed by Vadim Jean, is a two-part live-action/CGI film starring David Jason, to be premiered on Sky One in December 2006.