Getting old? Get over it! For too long those in short skirts have been telling us oldies we don`t matter: `you`re out of touch! Get out of the way, grandma! The next generation is coming through`. Well, enough is enough. Because getting old is great. For a start you no longer need to care what anyone thinks. You can let - if you`ve got any left - your hair down. No one will tell you off for grumbling. And no one minds if you forget (or pretend to forget) who you`re talking to. Being rude has never been so easy - or liberating. And that`s not all you can get away with now that you`ve seen it all (and done most of it)... Let Virginia Ironside take you through the top twenty reasons why getting old is good for you - and let the young and dumb keep their callow youth!